Thursday, May 28, 2009

Hypocrisy of Sen. Bong Revilla

It is not that I'm condoning the acts of Dr. Kho but the showbusiness and hypocrisy of Sen. Bong Revilla is too much. I'm currently watching the Senate hearing and I am getting goosebumps everytime Revilla asks questions. He's trying so hard to appear intellegent and yet what comes across is a hypocrite and an over-acting performance.

Mr. Revilla - tama na ang pagpapa-pogi!!!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Cheesy pick-up lines

Cheesy Pick-up lines :
1. Anong height mo? Ha! Paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
2. I forgot your name, can I call you mine?
3. If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
4. Alien ba tatay mo? Kasi wala ng katulad mo sa mundo.
5. Kape ka ba? Dahil kasi sa 'yo, hindi ako makatulog.
6. Did you hear about the latest health report? You need to raise your daily intake of Vitamin Me.
7. Aanhin mo pa ang bahay nyo, kung nakatira ka na sa bahay ko?
8. I need some air 'cause you took my breath away.
9. Nagpapayong ka ba, inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan.
10. Excuse me, are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.